Remember when we were kids and we would stay up all night before valentines day and write out our cards to chip, josh, emily, tara and zack? We would deposit a few sweethearts in each card, I was always particular… making sure the “be mines” and the “I love you’s” were in chip, josh and zacks. The “You’re the bee’s knees” and “best friends” were in the emily and tara’s. I didn’t wanna come off greedy :) I would wake up the next morning and hand deliver them… sometimes I even cheated and gave a few to the older class boys… I was smooth like that. As I progressed in years the valentines day cards went from pooh bear to hello kitty and then to vintage ones that would take a lot of time to find… then they went to the dark side. I have been on the dark side ever since. I believe it is for the best. I would like to introduce you to the most fucked up internet card site. It tells the truth with every card ever sent. Well, the hilarious truth that is. It’s like that movie… “He’s just not that into you” (which fyi is brilllsiant!) If you haven’t sent your cards out yet… and wanna skip the paper trail… let me introduce :
why lie, when you can tell the truth?
