29 Mar 08
DOLLY PARTON IS THE NEW JUSTICE!
- Q: What did you do last night?
- A: Well, my nice friend, Perez, invited me out to see the SPECTACULAR Dolly Parton play at The Roxy. I had never seen her play… but had always wanted to… she always looked like a hootenanny. I mean… those boobs… those outfits… those SONGS…
YES SONGS!
She’s not just a woman that looks like a TRANNY… she is one of the most INCREDIBLE songwriters of all time. SHE WROTE, “I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU!” Had a hit with it herself, Whitney took her seconds and had ANOTHER hit with it. Dolly Parton is my new hero… I know that might sound odd… and I should say, “Oh yeah I like Uffie and Duffy and Yelle and Estelle-y (to complete the rhyme)” but I am in love with Dolly. I aspire to have a career as so… maybe minus a couple of bra cups and face tucks.
I want to go to dollywood… sober… I know… this is hard to imagine. 
“I describe my look as a blend of mother goose, cinderella and the local hooker.”
-Dolly Parton