i will miss you kittles purfection… we were almost about to get so comfy together again, mother has to go out and get that gold tuna for you though… when i get back i promise cuddles and tuna and new scratch pads and constant viewing of cuteoverload.com together.
p.s. i heard your father is in town, we don’t really speak anymore but I’m sure he is wondering how you are. He owes a ton of child support… that’s okay, your mother and your gay godfather can take care of you. We wish him well though and think of him fondly.