16 Feb 09
14 Feb 09
Remember when we were kids and we would stay up all night before valentines day and write out our cards to chip, josh, emily, tara and zack? We would deposit a few sweethearts in each card, I was always particular… making sure the “be mines” and the “I love you’s” were in chip, josh and zacks. The “You’re the bee’s knees” and “best friends” were in the emily and tara’s. I didn’t wanna come off greedy :) I would wake up the next morning and hand deliver them… sometimes I even cheated and gave a few to the older class boys… I was smooth like that. As I progressed in years the valentines day cards went from pooh bear to hello kitty and then to vintage ones that would take a lot of time to find… then they went to the dark side. I have been on the dark side ever since. I believe it is for the best. I would like to introduce you to the most fucked up internet card site. It tells the truth with every card ever sent. Well, the hilarious truth that is. It’s like that movie… “He’s just not that into you” (which fyi is brilllsiant!) If you haven’t sent your cards out yet… and wanna skip the paper trail… let me introduce :
why lie, when you can tell the truth?
14 Feb 09
"Like two ships passing in the night..."
YES. YES. YES. YES.
Just in time for VALENTINES DAY… the heavens of humor shined upon us (the traveling circus (in no way related to the BSpears circus) of a tour) I’m gonna call it out right now… My manager, Bradford Elton Cobb the 3rd was apart of a MISSED CONNECTIONS on craigslist. WHAT ARE THE ODDS? Listen, if you don’t know what “missed connections” is… you have to check it out… they are always SO entertaining and very hard to pin point about who it could be about… cause it could be about ANYONE, really. Usually the stories are like… “So I saw you at the coffee bean and tea leaf on robertson and beverly… and you ordered a soy mocha frap no whip… I was too nervous to say anything to you… call me.” Anyway, someone found this for him and then I, of course, made him send it to me. These should be renamed StAlKeR CoNnEcTiOnS.
It’s GENUIS!
My only response to her though is, honey, don’t let that mississippi charm fool you for a second! Turn your radar on… he’s a bona-fide DELTA QUEEN!
Happy Valentines Day!
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/mis/1025745586.html
i long for the day of my missed connection…
13 Feb 09
I saw this the other day online and thought to myself how useful this would be for tour… I could change outfits with a snap of the fingers!!! I need to pick magic as a hobby. Or maybe I already have….. whoooo ho ho ha ha ha ha.
06 Feb 09
HAHAHA.
My parents approved the most redick family fotos and sent them into CBS without thinking about it or asking what I thought about it. You can imagine as I am sitting there watching the tv, hands over face… mortified. Thank you mom and dad… at the old age of 24 you continue to succeed in making my face red. I would have sent in more of my pageant photos of course… but… what fun would that be? I love to play a wonderful game of YOUR TEAM. And this a is great YOUR TEAM. (basically you put a bunch of iidjiiots on your friends team so they are just totally impaired in life :) I wanna your team all my fans with a photo of my HOT GINGE sister, Angela. Wow. look at that tender mess.
We’re sorry all the gingers are going extinct. We salute you for you braveness of being a ginge.
p.s. she’s gonna kill me when she wakes up and finds the spreading of the ginge foto all over the www. yesss.the.power.is.mine.
04 Feb 09
…coming soon to a television near you.
(you KNOW I died a little this morning when seeing it. I’ve always wanted watermelon breastestes.)
03 Feb 09
AND now for some behind the scenes of the Hello Katy Tour!!!
Markus, who is my professional stretcher and bff. This is how I get ready for the show… oh yeah, and hey Johnny! www.johnyourmark.tumblr.com. Marches is out on the road for a while… yay! Girls club meeting every night!
I would be dead in a ditch with out these boys.
03 Feb 09
that's fuckin' right it was an error.
CORRECTION: PEOPLE.com’s Feb. 2 report that Katy Perry told an audience at her show in Los Angeles not to date the lead singer from Gym Class Heroes (Travis McCoy) was incorrect. The quote was based on erroneous reporting. People.com regrets the error.
http://www.people.com/people/article/0„20256337,00.html
I challenged them to actually find the audio clip/video of me “QUOTED” saying that.
They of course couldn’t cause… I didn’t say that. I would never be so tacky. I go great lengths to keep it about the music. I made a different random type of joke before I introduced my song, ur so gay. I never mentioned Travis or his lovely band, as they are all still friends of mine.
I don’t care if you make fun of me, my music, my zits, my cellulite or my bad choice of clothing… I really don’t. Just have some soul, and don’t LIE. I am not asking to be exempt from the media, I am just asking for some fucking fact checking.
…steps off soap box.
*forgive me to those who don’t understand, nor care. Onwards and upwards!*
in my dreams :)