Look! you can be Lower East Side TOO! Be Justice! Be Daft Punk! Be Kanye West!
hey look it’s the keyboard to my next record! Fuck garage band, I’m electro!
(is there an american apparel near by?)
CLICK HERE: http://www.ronwinter.tv/drums.html
I. X. J. are the Jaaaaaams!
love you k-weezy.
evidence. grocery store pageantry. not much has changed. still like pink. those bangs had got to go tho.
“Big smile, not that constipated smile!”
WOW. I want my childhood back and I want to COMPETE! I feel like Markus and I were raped from our childhood callings. He wasn’t given those big italian curls for NOT bouncing and skipping down a catwalk and I wasn’t given these big alien eyes for NOT batting at an array of pill popped judges. GIVE IT BACK. I have been in Europe for almost three weeks… and have obviously missed the best thing that has ever hit television. To tell you the truth… my mom entered me in one or two of these things. The first one was just at your local grocery store… i got 2nd place. It wasn’t a hard race… just between a couple of other girls in the grocery store and then I faintly remember doing a REAL pageant when we lived in Lake Havasu, AZ and I competed… and got 2nd place. 2ND PLACE IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH. DOWN TO THE BASEMENT WITH YOU. I bet it was cause mom cut corners… took her own pictures, over swarovski a jacket or something. Actually, you could probably not ever OVER swarovski ANYTHING in a Little Miss Perfect pagent! That is why I NEED TO COMPETE NOW. Even though I am 24, I still wear those same outfits… and still have my hair and makeup done like that… I am THEM. Plus I know exactly what I’d say if ANY question was picked outta a fish bowl… I mean I’ve done probably 5,000 interviews by now, I am READY for any curve ball! Okay, maybe there’s an age restriction. That’s fine, I’ll just become a pagent mom. I’m sure there’s room for two pagent bitches. Soft curls, fake lashes, crystals and big smile, welcome to your Little Miss Perfect addiction!!! (just bought my itunes season pass)
Oh man. For some reason, deep inside me, this video made me so happy. I was grinning from ear to ear. I think because first of all, she’s so cute. Grandma’s are the cutest. They can do no wrong. Mine in particular is uber cute and still full of quick jabs and sassy answers… like her granddaughter. I don’t wonder where I get it from anymore :) My gma is 86 and was even with me in Vegas at the show a couple weeks back singing along. Go go go! Anyway. This video makes me think when you get old life is a bit more… simple. Making dinner… making a bite for the neighbors kids… flippin through basic cable, chillin. Making a meal outta three ingredients. Ha. maybe not the most nutritional one, but heck, she’s 91 and sounds with it… pretty much besides the mention of leaving high school cause too poor for socks, twice. That could’ve just been a bad edit. Anyway, I found this very very entertaining… it also reminded me of when I lived in a studio apt in Santa Monica and was really really poor… I would get reaaaal crafty with some of the things I had left in my closet size kitchen… it was like a really fun game of survival at 20. I am very thankful of everything I have now… so thankful. But I’m sure if I get lucky enough to get old though, it’ll all come full circle to be about the simplest thing of… what’s for dinner? Amazing.
reblogged this video from the ever golden Dlisted.com
if you’re afraid of the dark like me… get one of these. It’s only 24 dollars! Real cats are more. Also it’s a good replacement since Kitty Purr doesn’t have her passport yet. I love this website! : http://www.fredflare.com/customer/product.php?productid=4720&cat=103#
Hey that was fun. My biggest show on this tour so far… 3000 people coming to my very own sing a long. Tonight I was in Denmark… feeling a bit better…not a “she’s back moment” but better than sweat bed. I’m a real lucky girl right now. Not to brag, but why the fuck not. EVERY tour date has been sold out so far on the Hello Katy Tour! That was one of my goals for this year… to have a sold out tour… so we’ll see. I think we’re close to a check-off. Excited to go back to the UK… see you in a couple.
